take a needle and thread
and connect it from our hearts to our hands

Random Russian Spam

I got an email in Russian, and out of boredom I decided to translate it. Danger: naughty language ahead.

"письки babies
Sex a shop минск
антонин долохов sex
Conception sex every day
moms video porno
Free-of-charge videos rollers of lesbians
Fucked сашу
скачать секси бэк
Porno of a photo of video rollers of the fat woman
Sex of the secretary "

Horacio: "Lady GaGa is a man, I'll prove it on Youtube."

[Music Playing]

Me: "Did you just get rickroll'd?"

Horacio: "Shuttup"


------------------------------------------------------------------------

Horacio: "Just pay attention to this area here..."

Me: "What Area?"

Horacio: "Her penis"

4 weeks: 6 pounds

Fast Times At Fairbanks Center

A joint investigation between the cops and the custodians.

The evidence.

"... Like I really give a crap what anyone thinks. I'm a janitor for Chrissake - I have no fear of death, I welcome it!"

-Jonathan the Custodian

I'm not sure if that's hilarious, a cry for help, or both.