thejameshimself

TheJamesHimself is afraid of everything

who the hell makes caution signs?

ok - so some signs display useful information, but others fall a little bit short:

holy crap! look out - it's a dude in a wheelchair! that was a close one, i almost thought we weren't going to ostracize them further. i hear they're like deer and they freeze up when they see headlights. someone should teach them how to cross the roads like normal walking people. oh well, lets just put up a dumb ass sign

one of these signs makes sense - i'll give you a hint: it's ped xing. theres a picture of a generic person poised in a walking position, i know that i better watch out for people trying to cross the street. now the other sign warns me to be careful 'handicapped persons' who apparently look and walk exactly like regular pedestrians. if you're going to call out 'handicapped persons' at least have the balls to put a figure of a person with some sort of handicap. unless, of course, you're implying the handicap is being black - you racist fuck.

why? seriously, why? of the hundreds of activities you can put on a "children at play" you choose one where they're stationary (yeah, yeah, they technically aren't stationary, but i've never swerved my car to narrowly avoid children on a seesaw). besides, these kids are chubby anyway, if they manage to fly off they're not going more than a foot or two in any direction.

this one would be better, but grammatically it's hilarious. "slow children at play". am i supposed to assume that there are a bunch of retarded kids playing tag or am i supposed to think that these kids can't run worth shit. here's another example where the picture doesn't make any sense. the "child" looks like a 50s Olympian and can probably out run my damn car.

if there's one thing i don't like, it's a cock blocking railcar

no warning. no caution. just an informative sign

i didn't really think this sign hit home enough, so i upgraded it:

-thejameshimself@gmail